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Offline dios

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Sexy CPR
« on: May 22, 2010, 08:25:47 »

Offline Saint Troy

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2010, 17:38:35 »
everyone should know CPR - and if it was taught that way on first-aid courses, I bet there would be a lot more people who would attend  ;D

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2010, 22:51:47 »
if it was taught that way on first-aid courses, I bet there would be a lot more people who would attend  ;D

I would fail on purpose so I had to retake the class over and over again. :-*
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Offline Nightcaller

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2010, 23:17:48 »
why ? .. I dont get it :p

you're breathing in a fucking doll!

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 02:39:25 »
L.e.s.b.i.a.n.s. :P
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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2010, 03:05:45 »

Offline Fuse

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 05:43:21 »
L.e.s.b.i.a.n.s. :P



But the answer to life is 42!!! not lesbians! Or is it? ???
« Last Edit: May 23, 2010, 05:51:16 by Fuse »
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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2010, 06:18:32 »
actually lesbian sex can be quite unpleasant when it's two old and crinkly ladies who want to demonstrate their skills to you. The smell alone can make you run for the hills they tell me.

Offline Saint Troy

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2010, 15:18:00 »
Fantasy and reality have never been so far apart, huh?   :o

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2010, 15:46:46 »
If they need another subsitute for the doll, I'm free on sundays :P
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Offline Killavirus

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2010, 15:51:18 »
what for same sex sexy cpr ??!?
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Offline Earl_Vencar

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2010, 16:31:19 »
Oh God... what have I said!!!
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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2010, 20:23:52 »
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Offline Nightcaller

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Re: Sexy CPR
« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2010, 22:47:01 »
actually lesbian sex can be quite unpleasant when it's two old and crinkly ladies who want to demonstrate their skills to you. The smell alone can make you run for the hills they tell me.

its the opposite for teens, they just dont have any skills :D (not to mention the fact that they're afraid of even touching eachother) :p

 




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